This sign was by the llamas at the fair.
oh my god I completely forgot about this.
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
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if i die young bury me in chicken nuggets lay me down on a bed of dipping sauces
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Somewhere in the Hollywood hills, Leonardo Dicaprio assumes the fetal position and sings “I Dreamed a Dream”
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An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit
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